Stupid Quotes

there are some stupid quotes of famous people to have fun! enjoy it

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." -

(Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel!)

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-

(Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. )

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Barbara Boxer, Senator

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths." - Frank Broyles, College football coach

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK

Present progressive with the Road Runner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPOnvRwSZw&feature=PlayList&p=0CE8664DEFCEDBFE&playnext=1&index=5

if you want to have a good time learning present progressive, we have an unlucky friend that could help us, click on the link above about the Road Runner and enjoy it! I really recommend it to you!! Good luck!

Some jokes in English

If you are really desperate and you want to learn English then it's important to understand the jokes told in English. This is especially useful because jokes form an important part of this language! So, here we have some jokes to have fun and to learn!


Two Balloons (present tense version)

Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

Two Balloons (past tense version)


Two balloons were floating across the desert.
One balloon said to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

God and the man

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

What's 3 x 2?

A little boy returned home from school and told his father that hehad failed the maths test.
His father asked him, "Why did you fail?"
The boy replied, "The teacher asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' and I said'3 x 2 is 6'."
"Well, that's right" said his father.
The little boy continued, "Then she asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?"
"What the hell is the difference?" asked the father.
The son replied, "That's exactly what I said to my teacher and that'swhy I failed the maths test

Doctor

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."
The doctor asked the man to explain more.
The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken!"

In the classroom

A teacher said, "Mary, I'd like you to give me a sentence beginningwith 'I', please."
Mary thought for a few seconds and then said, "I is..."
The teacher interupted her and said, "No Mary, you cannot begin asentence with 'I is' - you must use 'I am'."
Mary looked upset and said, "But Miss..."
The teacher shouted, "Give me a sentence beginning with 'I am', please."
Mary shrugged her shoulders and said, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

what do I want to do?

hello everybody

First of all, the idea of this blog is to share with everybody how easy English is, I would really like to show you a different idea about learning a second language. You can learn it in a funny way, you do not need to be in front of the computer doing several grammar excercises or readings about something boring!!!, this is different, this blog has been created for you my friend who prefer to learn without stress, ok so wellcome! I am just starting so do not be upset, be ready to learn with me!