A nice cartoon to laugh a little bit

Now check this other which is also very nice :)Very literal, isn't it? Have a nice day :D

Hi everybody I'm back again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx5oXvuL_Lw
Hello everybody! It seems this blog was built as a part of a task when I was a student-teacher at the university. Now, I've got my degree in English Teaching as a Foreign Language but I want to continue working on my blog. I'm going to continue showing you some good ideas to work on as a student or as an ESL teacher. It would be really useful for you to apply these nice activities in your life in order to learn in a happy and easy way.

Here you have a very nice video to check if you want to take a look at the first expressions you may say when you meet someone by the first time. Click on the link above to take a look at the video! :)

I truly recommend the "RealEnglish" Channel at Youtube.com. It has very cool videos about English in a REAL setting.

OH! NO, WHO CAN DEFEND US?...ME ,THE GRAMMARMAN

ok guys this is grammarman, a really brave hero who loves grammar, let's see the introduction about him

now, if you are really interested, these are the other links for the rest of the chapters of the story!
second chapter:http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4f0rQHXGYk&feature=related
third chapter:http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00yk8QQ0zEk&feature=related
fourth chapter:http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoguS8DUVBc&feature=related
fifth chapter:http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ66YzTrgNw&feature=related

if you want to know more about grammarman. i have a link list down here, click on the link about grammarman and enjoy it!!!

PAST SIMPLE WITH THE ROAD RUNNER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCEUz763Rz4

ok, are you ready to see the road runner teaching you past tense? yes? O.k so let's watch it. click on the link above and let's learn and laugh!!!

Stupid Quotes

there are some stupid quotes of famous people to have fun! enjoy it

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." -

(Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel!)

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-

(Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. )

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Barbara Boxer, Senator

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths." - Frank Broyles, College football coach

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK

Present progressive with the Road Runner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPOnvRwSZw&feature=PlayList&p=0CE8664DEFCEDBFE&playnext=1&index=5

if you want to have a good time learning present progressive, we have an unlucky friend that could help us, click on the link above about the Road Runner and enjoy it! I really recommend it to you!! Good luck!

Some jokes in English

If you are really desperate and you want to learn English then it's important to understand the jokes told in English. This is especially useful because jokes form an important part of this language! So, here we have some jokes to have fun and to learn!


Two Balloons (present tense version)

Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

Two Balloons (past tense version)


Two balloons were floating across the desert.
One balloon said to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

God and the man

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

What's 3 x 2?

A little boy returned home from school and told his father that hehad failed the maths test.
His father asked him, "Why did you fail?"
The boy replied, "The teacher asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' and I said'3 x 2 is 6'."
"Well, that's right" said his father.
The little boy continued, "Then she asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?"
"What the hell is the difference?" asked the father.
The son replied, "That's exactly what I said to my teacher and that'swhy I failed the maths test

Doctor

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."
The doctor asked the man to explain more.
The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken!"

In the classroom

A teacher said, "Mary, I'd like you to give me a sentence beginningwith 'I', please."
Mary thought for a few seconds and then said, "I is..."
The teacher interupted her and said, "No Mary, you cannot begin asentence with 'I is' - you must use 'I am'."
Mary looked upset and said, "But Miss..."
The teacher shouted, "Give me a sentence beginning with 'I am', please."
Mary shrugged her shoulders and said, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."